2.21.2012

What Did You Call Me?

Violet Baudelaire: Dinner is served. Puttanesca.
Count Olaf: What did you call me?
Klaus Baudelaire: It's pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.



I love "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

The books and the movie.

Not an actual series of unfortunate events...who enjoys unfortunate events?

I guess if you enjoyed them, they wouldn't be unfortunate, they'd be quite fortunate.
{but I digress}

Since Husband is now Chubsband, I'm being supportive of his diet and exercise.
And since reading the aforementioned books, I've wanted to try Pasta Puttanesca and lo and behold, I found a pretty easy recipe on Southbeachdiet.com

Chicken Puttanesca

Ingredients:

4 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
4 large boneless, skinless, thin-sliced chicken breast cutlets {i found frozen chicken breast filets}
Salt and black pepper
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 can (28 ounces) plum tomatoes, chopped {i used diced tomatoes}
1/2 cup kalamata olives, pitted and chopped
2 tablespoons capers, drained
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes {i didn't add these for fear of children screaming}
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup chopped fresh basil
8 ounces whole-wheat pasta {can also use regular}

Preheat oven to 250°F. Warm 2 teaspoons of oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until hot. Season cutlets with salt and pepper; add to hot pan and cook 3 minutes, until browned. Flip; cook 1 minute. Transfer cutlets to a baking sheet; cover with foil and place in oven to keep warm.
Add remaining 2 teaspoons of oil to the same skillet over medium heat. Add garlic and cook 10 seconds, stirring. Add tomatoes, olives, capers, and pepper flakes and bring to a simmer. Cook 5 minutes, until slightly thickened, stirring to break up tomatoes. Stir in lemon juice and basil.
Meanwhile, cook pasta according to package directions; drain. Toss with tomato sauce; serve with cutlets.

K8

2.15.2012

I CrockpotaLot

Slow cooker.

Crock pot.

That thing we got four of for our wedding and had to take three back but they didn't include the gift receipt and the people at Target are stupid and don't know how to do a return without a receipt so we ended up with four of those things and are currently trying to get rid of 3 via craigslist.

{the above run on sentence is fiction. any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental}

They make dinner easy.

Throw it in.

Turn it on.

Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit.....

DINNER!

Today we have a crock pot recipe courtesy of Get Off Your Butt and Bake {via Pinterest}



Lion House Sweet and Sour Chicken
{isn't that color perfect for S&SC?}

Ingredients:

2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp black pepper
4 to six tablespoons cornstarch or flour
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 cup vinegar
1 cup chicken Broth
7 tablespoons ketchup
2 tablespoon soy sauce
7 to 8 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

Seems intimidating huh? Cornstarch? Chicken broth? ketchup? Fear not my friends! Here comes SUPER INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!

{are you ready?}

Throw it all in the crock pot, turn on high for 4-6 hours. Turn to low and shred chicken with two forks. Stir to saturate chicken with sauce. Cook another 30-45 minutes.

And that's it.

Really, that's it.

K8